Tom Toles for May 18, 1997
Transcript:
Uncle Sam: You were trying to cross the border to sell drugs? To make your dirty profit in someone else's country, regardless of the suffering you cause there? Man: Okay okay! It's true, don't shoot. Uncle Sam: Shoot, I'm not going to shoot. I was on my way over there to sell some guns. Man: really? I could use a few. Uncle Sam: And how about some cigarettes?