Tom Toles for August 17, 1999
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Bush Jr.: You're my competition? Give me a break? You're just a spoiled rich kid. Forbes: I know you are but what am I? Bush Jr: Somebody with too much money for campaining. Forbes: I know you are, but what am I? Bush Jr.: A thinly disgusted nerd who doesn't represent the real republican party. Forbes: I know you are but what am I? Bush Jr.: An empty , slick packaging job. Forbes: I know you are but what am I? Bush Jr.: My running mate? Forbes: Let's talk. Bush Jr.: Hello Mr. Vice President. Forbes: i know you are, but what am I?