Tom Toles for November 24, 1999
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Iraq: You are not allowed to sell your oil intil you learn how to behave! Uncle San: But just to show you how fair I am... You can still sell some oil, but just to feel your starving people. And only because we're humanitarians. Iraq: yeah? Well let 'em starve. I'm not selling. Uncle Sam: Please?? Do you realize how much gasoline costs for all our SUV's!!! Iraq: Maybe. but only if you learn how to behave..