Tom Toles for July 20, 2002
Transcript:
Bush: How come nobody believes me when I yell at corportate insiders? Advisor: I guess it's time we told you. Each generation there comes a time to tell another Bush that he didn't hit a triple. You were born on third base. Bush: I thought I was born at my beloved hardscrabble crawford ranch. Advisor: You bought that place a couple years ago for your presidential campaign. Bush: With money I earned without any favors from anybody. Right? Okay, but I made it from third to home plate by myself, didn't I? Advisor: Stolen base. Your father appointed the umpire. Character: I love this game.