Tom Toles for October 27, 2003
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Aide: The investigators for the 9/11 probe are here for the documents. George W. Bush: I gotta hid them! Closet's full! Dick Cheney: Sorry, basement's taken. Bush: Oh, yeah, I already put something under the bed. Attic. Don't want to even go there. Trick-or-treaters: Well-lit pumpkin, Mr. President. What did he put in our bags? Whoppers.