Tom Toles for May 14, 2006
Transcript:
Uncle Sam: Don't mind me. I'm just jotting down the numbers of every call you make. Just international calls when one end is Al Qaeda and the other isn't or they both aren't or are both domestic. Go ahead with your call. I'm not listening, and that will be true until you read otherwise in the newspaper. You look annoyed. Don't be. You're not in any trouble yet. I'm just looking for "a pattern of activity". Man: Yeah. Me too. I think I'm seeing one.