OUR SCATOLOGICAL PRESIDENT – {rhyme}
His mouth is as foul as a baby’s lap
when he speaks of nations as places of crap.
He zaps with his yap, thus causing a flap.
Might duct-tape preclude a further mishap?
Let’s do our nation a yuugely yuuge favor, -
- by restraining this scatological raver.======
Tom Toles
April 12, 2017
OUR SCATOLOGICAL PRESIDENT – {rhyme}
His mouth is as foul as a baby’s lap
when he speaks of nations as places of crap.
He zaps with his yap, thus causing a flap.
Might duct-tape preclude a further mishap?
Let’s do our nation a yuugely yuuge favor, -
- by restraining this scatological raver.======