Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 02, 2003
Transcript:
King: And what do you want to be when you grow up? Boy: An artist King: You should have a real job Boy: Look who's talking Lackey: A local artist is here to show you some of his recent paintings King: Tell him I'm not interested Lackey: But, sire,...art can be an excellent investment King: Really? Lackey: Some artists' work becomes priceless after they die King: Hmmm... Okay, but his paintings, then hang him