Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 06, 2003
April 05, 2003
April 07, 2003
Transcript:
"Pets special sale!
"Rabbits ten dollars for a baker's dozen"
Man: The wife passed away, and I'm lonely
Salesman: How about a nice parrot?
Parrot: Get up!
Take out the trash!
Why are you late?
Man: I'm not as lonely as I thought I was