Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 24, 2003
Transcript:
King: Look at them down there spending their hard earned... Where are they getting the money!? Lackey: Your tax speech is scheduled for Wednesday sire King: Send for my speechwriter Man: The royal speechwriter at your service! King: Okay, Jim, I need a real bamboozler on taxes by Wednesday Man: In your speech will you be leaning toward the left or the right, sire? King: Keep it shifty - I won't know till I get into it Man: But, why? King: It depends on which direction the vegetables are coming from