9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 19, 1993

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ungh puff ungh woman: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the eighth circle of purgatory. on your right you will see mrs. burber locked in battle with her abdominal wall, and losing...losing...losing!!! ungh ungh puff ungh puff puff Edda: Hey, mom, you speak french. will you conjugate "etre" for me? woman: You have a flat tummy and slim thighs. will you let me use them at the beach? Edda: I gather you mean, "do your own work." woman: bingo!