9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 22, 1993
Transcript:
amos: Mrs. burber, I need to talk to you about edda. she's changing. she's started carrying a purse...and when she sits she holds her knees together...and she smoothes the stockings up her legs...it's creepy. woman: She's just becoming more, well, feminine, amos. Amos: did you put her up to this?