9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 27, 1993
Transcript:
edda: here's a story about a guy who had an out of body experience. he says he just floated around and gazed at himself. gran: If it were me, I'd eavesdrop on all my friends. edda: I'd soar through the clouds and make lightning. woman: I'd eat every cheese puff I could lay my hands on.