9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 09, 1993
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Edda: Look, mom...over in the corner! it's daddy! And he's with a date! Wow! Look at her! she must be 19!! and can you believe that makeup?!...and those tacky earrings! Man: may I interest mesdames in some sauteed mushrooms? or would that blow and ambush?