9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 31, 1994
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woman: I'm furious at andy! he takes me to a club, then doesn't ask me up for even one dance! edda: um....mom...... what would be correct ballroom etiquette for informing your partner that her skirt is tucked into her panty hose? Gran: Is there anywhere you don't see garfield these days?