9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 17, 1994

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edda: hey, mom, you remember our fight over earrings, and how you finally caved in? woman: I didn't cave in..i just tried to see your side of... you were vanquished! defeated! trounced! conquered! routed! clobbered! thwarted!...cowed! beaten! washed up! pummeled!... gran: I'll bet you regret giving her those earrings now! woman: I regret giving her the thesaurus!