9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 28, 1994
Transcript:
gran: how was your date last night? ...or will you deign to share your life with me? woman: Of course, mother...hugh took me to his apartment for dinner...and before the nigh was over...we committed the most disgusting, barbaric act we could imagine, right there, across the kitchen table. woman: we talked with our mouths full.