9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 15, 1994
Transcript:
gran: you think your little pranks are so clever...when I was in the o.s.s., we crossed blades with mussolini, and you're small potatoes compared to him! woman: What's mother going on about? edda: she's been comparing me to mussolini. edda: sounds like he's the granddaughter she never had.