9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 18, 1994

Transcript:

woman: I told edda, "have fun! After all it's a christmas show! shoot for the heights!" woman: "leave your special mark!" That's what I told her. edda: "in the bleak mid-winter....." woman: If she slides off just one strap, i'm opening the fire hose on her.