9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 07, 2001
Transcript:
Earth appears from an outer-space perspective. A caption coming from somewhere on Earth reads: "Next question..." A teacher asks Edda: "Miss Burber, can you tell us the speed of light?" Super Edda sheds her school-girl clothes and flies away. Super Edda flies out the window. Super Edda is flying furiously fast through space. Super Edda checks the time as she moves through space. Super Edda flies back down to Earth. Super Edda re-enters her school-girl clothes. Edda tells her teacher: "299,792,458 meters per second."