9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 12, 2001
Transcript:
The bat thinks: "Betty Nosferatu, evil incarnate, plies the sky spreading fear and dread wherever she..." A nun says to the bat as it flies through the air: "Ah, Miss Burber, I've decided to name you to the position of post-mass candle snuffer....Do you accept the appointment?" A halo appears above the bat in flight. Amos says to Edda: "Even evil incarnate has its little weaknesses, I see." Edda replies: "Jealous."