9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 18, 2001
Transcript:
Edda looks into a fish tank. Edda looks into a fish tank. Edda says to Juliette: "Mom, my two angelfish died overnight." Juliette answers: "I'm sorry, Honey." Edda says: "Don't be... ...What could be more romantic than for two life mates to perish in a kind of aquatic liebestod...like Tristan and Isolde..." Edda continues: "...Their souls to ascend majestically into Valhalla." Gran comes by and says: "Your aquarium had a couple of stiffs in it. I flushed them down the toilet." Juliette and Edda look at Gran. Edda sulks in the couch and says: "Leave it to Gran to cast Valhalla in an irrevocably unsettling light."