9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 01, 2001
Transcript:
Juliette watches television and says to Edda: "Every time we turn on the television, we're bludgeoned with the same sludgy circus of violence, vulgarity, and mindless sex...What we need is....is..." Edda asks: "Kindliness? Gentility? High I.Q. sex?" Edda and Juliette look at the television. Juliette changes the channel and says: "Maybe there's a cooking show."