9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 10, 2001
Transcript:
Gran and Edda look at each other with stern intensity across a table. Juliette says to them: "Everybody has occasional disagreements...But the way you two sit around staring knives at each other is beginning to look like a ritual. Am I getting through?" Edda asks Gran: "Did you hear something?" Gran replies: "Tut-tut...You must keep your concentration...Zen glowering transcends earthly experience."