9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 23, 2001
Transcript:
Juliette says to Gran: "The fact is, I kowtow to your tantrums and ill-nature because I was conditioned to do it growing up." Juliette says: "I became habituated, at the sound of your voice, to dancing our little dysfunctional minuet, even though I rationally know better." Juliette says: "Edda stands up to you because she wasn't brought up to dread your moods." Gran says: "So, you admit you raised Edda badly?" Juliette submissively says: "...yes, mother."