9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for May 31, 2002
Transcript:
Edda: "You want me to call you 'Mon'?" Juliette: "Short for 'Monster,' under my bed." Juliette: "It's that part of me that never ages...That knows I hate my grey hair and the varicose veins." Edda: "But why are you wearing my really short shorts?" Juliette: "I guess I just needed to prove something." Edda: "And indeed you have."