9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 13, 2004
Transcript:
"Omigod!" "Grk!" "I...I just developed a strident, inflexible opinion...coupled with the desire to dare anyone to refute it at sports bars." "I think I have finally become a man." "I'd also like to wear a beard of bees." "The strangest puberty anyone will ever know...and I get to share it with him."