9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 15, 2004
Transcript:
"Previously, I held no opinion. All I ever stated was fact...fact undiluted by personal bias." "But now my opinion cannot be called, by any stretch of the imagination, fact." "And what is it?" "That Mary is gloriously beautiful...obviously an opinion...one no sane person would ever portray as fact." "I have an opinion about the velocity at which he'd plummet down a stairwell...but I'm willing to establish it as fact."