9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 17, 2004

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"Edda was kissing Amos?" "No...Amos was kissing Edda." "Like Rudolph Valentino." "Amos? I hardly think so." "I just stood there, clearing my throat and coughing politely...they never stopped." "Harry Langdon, maybe." "Or Buster Keaton." "Finally, I just gave up and walked away with the flowers." "He was still wrapped around her." "Or Charlie Chaplin as the tramp...remember that scene where he ate his shoe?" "I'm talking about a sheik kissing Agnes Ayres...not a clown eating a shoe."