9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 22, 2005
Transcript:
"Now that I'm no longer attached to the land... I'm thinking of taking your mother on a trip to..." "No, no... let me guess: One of Saturn's moons? Alpha Centuri? The more farflung reaches of the horse-head nebula?" "I was planning on Akron, but your daughter seems to have set her heart elsewhere... The lass clearly thinks I'm rolling trilithium."