9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 21, 2006
Transcript:
"What do you know of God?!" "Well, let me see...He has a decided preference for bow ties, his favorite color is red..." "...He cheats at Scrabble, and his friends call him Monty." "Why wouldn't I know that?" "I said, 'his friends.'" "He looks like Victor Mature, but not always. Sometimes he's just an extremely large, Bavarian cuckoo clock." "What?!" "Oh...Or Rosalind Russell." "Stop!"