9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 25, 2006

Transcript:

"You know, Butternut..." "Oh Lord, how I have grown to hate sentences that begin with those words." "The people of my world are natural poets...It is in our blood. Nearly everyone with whom I was schooled has composed at least one book of sonnets. Of course, they're all in binary code." "That must be the stupidest thing I've ever heard." "Fascinating. The stupidest thing I ever heard was 1101001001001001010011001011010101011000110101101010101010100110011001." "But what it lacks in iambic pentameter, it more than makes up for in obscenity."