9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 23, 2006

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"But that was an accident! It just happened!" "Leading me on for months, telling me you were Sister Aramus' niece...that 'just happened'?" "Your hair grew four inches while that 'just happened.'" "Well, if you knew, why did you come back at all?" "BecauseIrealizedthatIloveyouwhoeveryouareandthatifIhadonly71hoursremainingI'dwanttobewithyouandtellyouhowmuchIloveyouwhichistoanimmeasurabledegreebutI'dspendmylast71hourstryingtomeasureitanyway!" "What was that!?" "His sentence just broke the sound barrier."