9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 04, 2006
Transcript:
"I'm Dr. Spocket. Did you call about a sick bull?" "My wife did. She's in the barn." "So you're the new owners. What happened to the insane old man who used to live here?" "He's still lurking out there somewhere...in the dark. Did you bring a heavy, blunt object?" "I never come here without one."