9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 05, 2007

Transcript:

"As much as I hate to say so, you're not gay...and I can prove it: Imagine me in my bikini swimsuit with the green carnation print." "Okay." "Now imagine Edda in that really slinky dress I bought her for the New Year's cotillion." "My knees...they gave out." "You're straight." "Hold on, I'm still stuck back on the swimsuit."