9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 10, 2007

Transcript:

"Wiping out humankind is not all that complicated, really. You've done all the leg work. The planet is on the verge of being nothing but a haven for cockroaches. All Monty has to do is give it a little nudge. You'd all be history, if anyone were left to write it." "He wouldn't care?" "I can't speak for Monty... but the rest of creation would be relieved."