9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 12, 2007
Transcript:
"I don't know how, but I must make people see Monty!... Make them know he's watching us!" "Well... ...to be perfectly honest, he's not." "Our father in heaven is not watching us - his greatest creations?" "He prefers reruns of 'Gilligan's Island.' Confidentially, I think he has a crush on Mary Ann."