9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 18, 2007

Transcript:

"Madeleine... how do you spell 'coprophage'?" (1) (Oh yeah? Well...) If that saw-tooth broken-bottle-devouring cow is elected, I'm outta here! (2) (Oh yeah? Well...) if that foul-breathed crooked coprophage is elected, I'm outa here. $2.00 "I'll have a number two, please." "Will that be with or without a side order of invective?" "If that foul-breathed, crooked coprophage is elected, I'm outa here." "Oh yeah? Well, if that saw-toothed, broken-bottle-devouring cow is elected, I'm outa here." "Lovely day we're having." "And so late in the season." "I like to feel I'm contributing to the spirited national debate."