9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 02, 2007
Transcript:
"What, Mom? I can't hear you over the gunfire." "As I recall the episode, Superman entered a chamber when a concealed machine gun opened fire on him." "The idea being?" "For each bullet a frame of film was taken." "When the bullet of kryptonite struck him, the bad guys saw his reaction and learned his secret." "Cunning, but Superlative Girl is not vulnerable to metals." "What then?" "They'd have to pierce her boyd with a projectile of pure chocolate chip." "Then finish her off with a plate... ...of hot fudge brownies." "She's vulnerable to brownies?" "Who are you? And what have you done with my mother?"