9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 14, 2008
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The Daily Thorax Horoscope Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) In answer to that question you've been asking yourself: You will! Decisively. You very likely will, I mean, there's every reason to think you will. Weighing this with that, one thing with another, the bad with the good, considering all the alternatives and variables, you probably will. you very certainly, in all likelihood, possibly, in the fullness of time, all things being equal, if nothing happens contrary to prediction..... will. Absolutely. Or possibly not."