9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 23, 2008
Transcript:
Repudiations R Us "being as it is election season, I have started up a denial consultancy." "While the candidates and the news media uncork their relentless gush of allegations and accusations, I stand ready to provide custom tailored denials for every occasion." "I have a new spring line of stout denials, categorical denials, unwavering denials..." "...Firm denials, swift denials, flat denials..." "...Emphatic denials, steadfast denials, outraged denials..." "...And, as summer approaches, a few angry denunciations with matching counter-accusations." "What else is there to say after all that?" "Mea culpa."