9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 01, 2009
Transcript:
Thorax says, "You're going to do what?" Monty says, "Introduce myself." Thorax says, "You're going to walk over to this young woman and say, 'Hello, I'm Monty, maker of heaven and earth. The funniest thing happened…I'm going to turn your fetus into a really large cockroach'?" Monty says, "I thought I could add, 'It is my will.'" Thorax says, "By all means, cushion it."