9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 09, 2010

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Juliette says, "What was the commandant doing there?" Gran says, "He was among the British officers required to attend." Gran says, "And he very adroitly started spreading the canard that I was a German sympathizer… a collaborator and was last seen losing my chastity to the enemy behind a hut in his P.O.W. camp." Gran says, "Look... and adjutant from allied command just handed me this note..." Gran says, "General Eisenhower wants to meet me." Bill says, "I'll send him your regrets, sweetie. We've got to get out of here."