9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 13, 2010
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Bill says, "You were spreading some scurrilous lies last evening about Miss Ernst. I require you now to retract them in writing. The corporal will type the necessary letter." Commandant says, "I shall do no such thing." Commandant says, "What is this young woman? ...Eisenhower's private doxy? ...Rommel's? Or does she share her favors with them both?" Commandant says, "Good day, lieutenant." Bill says, "The pleasure is all mine." Bill says, "Just one other thing, colonel..."