9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 31, 2011

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Seth says, "All I've ever wanted was to practice my profession, live in a nice house, have a couple of dogs, and cook a lot for my friends." Seth says, "I always hoped I'd fall in love with a nice guy, get married in my church and adopt children. It may seem old-fashioned but it's my idea of happiness." Fernanda says, "The way you describe it... you make yourself sound... rather boring." Seth says, "There's nothing about being gay that excludes me from the pursuit of being boring." Seth says, "I put on my trousers one leg at a time, too, you know." Fernanda says, "Yes... I observed that. I was the most impressed."