9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for May 11, 2011
Transcript:
Seth says, "I saw your uncle Roger today." Edda says, "Really? How is he?" Seth says, "Openly gay. And he says it's all my doing. I forgot that honesty is a rather painful activity. Up front it seems so simple. …But afterwards there are all those messy consequences." Seth says, "I'm a real jerk." Edda says, "Hey... I'm president of the club. And I'll let you in for a very reduced membership fee." Seth says, "Can you do that?" Edda says, "I'm president. Corruption is a perk."