9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 09, 2011
Transcript:
nun: I know you are needed, Francis, but I don't think the bishop would take special exception to a father attending the birth of a brand new relatively sin free catholic...nor should the pope. Woman: Do I have to spell it out for you?...she's in labor! Woman: I might not have employed such a brief verb with "his holiness" as it's direct object..but if you hurry up and catch the next plane, I think he'll absolve you.