9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 29, 2012
Transcript:
Man: This is a test..for the next ten seconds you will be objectified from a safe distance of twelve feet. This is only a test. Man: This was a test....had it been an actual objectification emergency, the words hubba hubba would have been uttered...followed by entreaties for hot burnin' palpatations on and about each other's person...we now return you to your regularly scheduled subjectivization. Man: toll house cookies? Woman: if you stay on my good side. Man: But all your sides are good.