9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 15, 2012
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Thorax: And not a moment too soon...I just ran out of duct tape. thorax: Bearing in mind the giant reptiles of the cretaceous period species that took epochs to evolve before they were wiped out at the end of the mesozoic era.... Thorax: I have used their development and diversification... thorax: As a yardstick to extrapolate the size and appearance human beings will likely attain over the same amount of time. thorax: Behold before you a scale model I slapped together to represent the human being of 185 million years in the future. Man: he looks just like you, except for the off the shoulder evening gown. thorax: I said we'd be on a par with the greatest dinosaurs...i didn't say we'd be slutty.