9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 23, 2012
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Thorax: The purpose of the snake oil smile is to disarm you of your natural incredulity. smile size depends upon the degree of delusion required. For instance..... Thorax: hey, big boy! Want some fun? Thorax: Each preowned car...is tested to our exacting safety specifications. Thorax: It's stable, low risk, high return! you can't go wrong. Thorax: Our health insurance plans are created with your welfare in mind. Thorax: Our bank is a model of stability. We are here to serve you, the customer, your money could not be safer. Thorax: When I'm elected, Washington is going to answer to the people! Woman: I'll take one large presidential. Thorax: Will that be with or without a confident impeachment smirk?